Make-It-Rain Cash Cannon

For as little as $60 you can order the Cash Cannon from CashCannon.com. We haven’t had an opportunity to test this Cash Cannon but it looks sturdy and comes in at least two different colors. The real investment isn’t the upfront cost but rather the cost of keeping this status symbol fully loaded. This is truly a gift that any lady would love. Here’s hoping for a holiday promo code

 

Cash Cannon

 

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Good News for Jacksonville Jaguar Fans

The FCC has decided to eliminate the Blackout rule for all NFL tv markets. For those that are not familiar, the rule removes NFL football games from broadcast in a local market when the game is not sold out. This is done to get fans to buy tickets to the game instead of watching from home.

Asshole Vs Dicks

Asshole vs Dicks

Who is an asshole? I am an asshole for taking the time to write such a ridiculous article.

To make things easy:

Asshole: Someone who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on.

Dick: knows what’s going on but doesn’t give a fuck.

Women are the number one offenders of the misuse of the words asshole and dick. Let’s get into a few examples ladies.

At the club:

Your boyfriend dances with himself at a nightclub. He’s an asshole

Your boyfriend dances with another chick at the night club, he’s a dick.

In the car:

Someone has a turn signal on but isn’t turning. They are an asshole.

Someone cuts you off in their car. They are a dick.

A car is driving slowly in the fast lane. This is an asshole.

Someone parks in handicapped parking but isn’t handicapped. This is a dick move.

At the store:

Someone holds up the line because they have to go get something they forgot. Asshole

Someone holds up the line because they can’t decide if they want Orbitz or Stride gum. Asshole

*Someone who holds up any line is generally an asshole.

On a date:

The guy doesn’t open the door, pull out your chair…etc. Asshole

They guy has money but pretends he left his wallet at home. Dick

Guy talks about his ex-girlfriends. Asshole

Guy shows pictures of his ex-girlfriend. Dick

Work:

You hit on the Human Resources lady. You’re an asshole

You pull out your cock on a coworker’s keyboard. You’re a dick

You come into work on your day off. Asshole

You give your boss a Starbucks gift card with $0 on it. Hilarious dick move

Keep in mind that women can be assholes too.  Now we are going to test the knowledge you have acquired.

Quiz:

1)      You name your kid North West.  Asshole or dick?

-          This is a trick question. This can go either way

2)      Taking the change out of a homeless person’s cup. Asshole or dick?

-          This is a dick move

3)      You don’t know the difference between your and you’re. Asshole or dick?

-          This makes you an asshole

Here are some examples of legendary assholes:

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Family Guy Asshole

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Assholes

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Blue Mountain State Assholes

You are an asshole if you read this whole thing.